This video shows exactly how UPS delivers your packages!
UPS Sucks (as they always have)!
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– August 15, 2007
Alcohol
P Diddy is apparently going to start making his own brand of alcohols including vodka, flavored vodka, tequila, sangria and Irish whiskey. I just heard this on the wire.
Posted in Music.
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– August 14, 2007
Crazy Driver
At work today, some broad left her Ford Fusion in neutral and apparently didn’t set the parking brake in the parking lot with a slope. Well, what occurred next was funny. The car started to roll back. It was still early and there weren’t that many cars in the lot. The back tire jumped the curb and started rolling over the planter. Next, the back wheel went down the curb of the 3-foot wide planter and the front wheel went up and rested in the planter. The back of the car nicked a pole that was holding up a tree which brought down the tree which then brought down the other pole. Right now, the poles and trees are sitting on the ground… She ended up backing the car off of the planter and just left it in the spot! Such a crazy driver. I hope she set the parking brake again otherwise it would roll into a berm…
Posted in Vehicles.
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– August 14, 2007
Engineer In Training
Starting today, I am officially an Engineer In Training in The State Of California.
Posted in Awesome Stuff.
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– August 6, 2007
Google Intern Open House
So I was totally invited to the Google Intern Open House earlier today and it was sooooooo cool! The tour beforehand was sooooo awesome!
I took half a day off from work to drive 90 minutes to Mountain View, headquarters of Google. I got there about an hour early and wanted to walk around but Google Security immediately flagged me for not having a badge and said I could walk around anyways since I had a contact person at the building we were supposed to meet at. I ended up leaving a bit to meet up with my friend at Intuit and we all left in one big group. When we got there, we just walked by the security guards and went to the meeting place. We toured the Google campus for 30 minutes and then had a Q&A with the interns and recruiters. The tour was fantastic. There were “community bikes” everywhere which anybody can take a bike and ride it anywhere they can and even buckets of “community umbrellas”. They also had scooters and used to have Segways but those kept getting stolen. Food, snacks, and drinks (Naked juice, Smart Water, and more) were freely available everywhere! Tons of places to eat and get something to drink and the toilet seats were heated, electronically controlled, and had bidet capability. FOUR Infinity pools were on site with jets to make it like you’re swimming in a current and a bunch of other crazy stuff like free dry cleaning, clothes mending, shoe repair, haircuts, car washes, and the library bookmobile once in a while. There were a couple of displays of Google searches happening and the awesome spinning globe showing Google searches in a variety of languages around the world in real time as featured on 60 Minutes, pool tables, the gym, the volleyball court. I even saw a few dogs roaming around with their owners.
After that, registration was open for the Open House event. We got in line pretty quick because in the end, it was pretty long. Glad we got in quickly because the food was great and there was free blinking Google buttons and notebooks. We then watched some presentations about Developer Products, Google Desktop, and the new Google Street View. The Street View presentation was so in-depth and everybody learned a bunch about how it worked and some easter eggs. Everything that was talked about is freely available on the net so you can Google it. Anyways, I could tell you more, but I don’t need to get sued.
Next week, Sun Microsystems!
Posted in Google.
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– August 2, 2007
Cavemen
I just watched the Pilot episode and it wasn’t actually that funny, in the beginning.
The introduction song was full of Photoshops and the first five minutes were incredibly dull with almost no comedy. After that, though, it’s hilarious. It’s kind of a tossup on whether the show will last or not. I can see why people won’t watch it, but I can also see why they will. They show interesting stereotypes about cavemen.
Posted in Television.
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– July 26, 2007
Crest Whitestrips Premium Plus
I’ve been trying these Whitestrips for the past 10 days and I can say that they *do* work! My teeth have gotten visibly white and the package says this whiteness should last 18 months. I don’t know how many shades whiter they got, but they are totally whiter. I can’t wait to show off my white teeth.
I’ll be getting in a sample pack of Listerine Dissolving Quick Dissolving Strips in the mail in a few days and I’m going to give those a try.

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– July 25, 2007